Does Life After Graduation Really Exist? A Final Editorial From a Terminally Exhausted Senior

Why were we admitted? Why do we slave away at Sisyphean sets, day after day? Gradually, I inch closer to the day I can dramatically post “It’s over. It’s over. It’s over. It’s over” on Facebook, and I find myself … Continue reading Does Life After Graduation Really Exist? A Final Editorial From a Terminally Exhausted Senior

Admin: “If We Keep Sending Out Bechtel Surveys, Eventually We’ll Get the Right Quote to Shut You All Up”

Deeming the current crop of quotes to be somewhat unpublishable in its current state, Caltech administration has resorted to combing through exponentially growing piles of student responses to find the perfect quip to shut people up long enough to open … Continue reading Admin: “If We Keep Sending Out Bechtel Surveys, Eventually We’ll Get the Right Quote to Shut You All Up”