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So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish

October 26, 2016April 13, 2019 Sam

A new year, a new class of frosh… and a new Torch. We’ve had a blast running the Torch – while we haven’t always been the most frequent or consistent posters, it’s been a fun place to blow off steam … Continue reading So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish

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Chandler Interhouse Tonight!

March 15, 2016 Sam

Tonight, March 15th, is the second day of finals for Caltech Students. More importantly, tonight marks the most anticipated social event of the term, Chandler Interhouse. Known for its loud music, intricate decorations, and high attendance, Chandler Interhouse is unique … Continue reading Chandler Interhouse Tonight!

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Seventh Annual Finger-Pointing Contest to be Held

February 28, 2016February 28, 2016 Sam

This Wednesday, March 2nd, marks the date of the 7th Annual Student Affairs Finger-Pointing Contest. First started in 2010, the Finger-Pointing contest is the most anticipated contest of the year, consistently drawing crowds that rival Ma 1a attendance. All Caltech … Continue reading Seventh Annual Finger-Pointing Contest to be Held

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We’re Back!

October 9, 2015 Sam

After a not-so-brief hiatus for Rotation, The California Torch is back. While Caltech as a whole could always use more satire, we felt that Rotation is already a crazy enough time, and we wanted to make sure this period was … Continue reading We’re Back!

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Broken Caltech Sprinkler Given Medal of Honor

September 14, 2015September 19, 2015 Sam

Caltech President Thomas “Tom the Bomb” F. Rosenbaum awarded the prestigious Caltech Medal of Honor to one of the Institute’s broken sprinklers last Friday evening. Last Wednesday, the sprinkler played a crucial role in the apprehension of an audacious bike … Continue reading Broken Caltech Sprinkler Given Medal of Honor

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