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Institute Announces New Senior Director of Senior Directorship

April 6, 2019 Lee Chu

In a bold, dynamic move, Caltech has become the first university in the nation to hire a Senior Director of Senior Directorship, a decision which has reportedly long been pondered but was formerly considered to be too audacious. President Tom … Continue reading Institute Announces New Senior Director of Senior Directorship

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Rotation to Happen Termly

September 30, 2017September 30, 2017 Lee Chu

In response to concerns from RAs and RLCs, the Student Affairs Office has announced that Rotation will occur for the first two weeks of each term. At the end of each Rotation, all undergraduates will rank all eight houses and … Continue reading Rotation to Happen Termly

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“Stale Memes” Added to List of Honor Code Violations

June 6, 2017 Lee Chu

In a continuation of their reinterpretations of the Honor Code, the Office of Student Affairs announced early this morning that “stale memes” now constitute an Honor Code violation, leading some to wonder about the future of “dank memes” on campus … Continue reading “Stale Memes” Added to List of Honor Code Violations

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Commencement Cancelled After Failing to Complete Event Registration

June 3, 2017 Lee Chu

Photo: Caltech President Thomas F. Rosenbaum at the school’s 2014 Commencement. (YouTube) The California Torch learned early on Saturday that Caltech’s 2017 Commencement has been cancelled after failing to meet the two-week deadline for event registration. A spokesperson for the … Continue reading Commencement Cancelled After Failing to Complete Event Registration

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