Admin: “If We Keep Sending Out Bechtel Surveys, Eventually We’ll Get the Right Quote to Shut You All Up”

Deeming the current crop of quotes to be somewhat unpublishable in its current state, Caltech administration has resorted to combing through exponentially growing piles of student responses to find the perfect quip to shut people up long enough to open … Continue reading Admin: “If We Keep Sending Out Bechtel Surveys, Eventually We’ll Get the Right Quote to Shut You All Up”

New ‘Summer Break’ Program to Help Students Overcome Abusive Relationship with Caltech

The Caltech Counseling Center has today announced the launch of a thirteen-week retreat starting in mid-June, intended to help students here to cope with a notoriously demanding workload and high pressure environment. “While we often see students appear to improve … Continue reading New ‘Summer Break’ Program to Help Students Overcome Abusive Relationship with Caltech

[SPONSORED] Embracing the “Slow Internet Movement” with Caltech Beavernet

College students these days are bombarded with all sorts of constant notifications, making it harder than ever to unplug and relax—and Caltech is no different. That’s why Caltech Beavernet invites you to join us in our long-running, award-winning, kitten-saving “Slow Internet Movement,” specially … Continue reading [SPONSORED] Embracing the “Slow Internet Movement” with Caltech Beavernet