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New Institute Policy to Ban Crying in Public Spaces

May 26, 2018 Sue Yu

Citing an alarming trend of deteriorating mental health on campus, Caltech administration announced today that all acts of crying are to be prohibited in shared spaces for undergraduates, effective immediately. An email sent to the Caltech community states: “No acts … Continue reading New Institute Policy to Ban Crying in Public Spaces

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