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Senior Still Hoping Admirable Work Ethic Will Materialize

March 21, 2018May 6, 2019 Mars Twain

Pasadena, CA – In a remarkable display of self-deception, senior Laura Adams is desperately trying to corral her work ethic for a final term, and she hasn’t given up hope yet. “Everyday, I get out of bed, sit at my … Continue reading Senior Still Hoping Admirable Work Ethic Will Materialize

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