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Month: September 2017

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Revolution Rules Reminder

September 30, 2017September 30, 2017 californiatorch

BY KUOTHE THE RAVEN Welcome to a new year at Caltech, and to a new year at The Torch! As summer draws itself to a hasty close, assuming it ever began in the first place, we’d like to provide a … Continue reading Revolution Rules Reminder

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Rotation to Happen Termly

September 30, 2017September 30, 2017 Lee Chu

In response to concerns from RAs and RLCs, the Student Affairs Office has announced that Rotation will occur for the first two weeks of each term. At the end of each Rotation, all undergraduates will rank all eight houses and … Continue reading Rotation to Happen Termly

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Precocious Prefrosh Already Disillusioned by ‘Tech,’ ‘Admin’

September 29, 2017October 3, 2017 Sue Yu

Prefrosh Nina Shaw, ’21, has made waves during Rotation for perfecting the salty-senior routine before even hearing her first cannon fire. According to witnesses, Shaw, who has yet to see a single problem set, has already expertly verbally eviscerated Caltech’s … Continue reading Precocious Prefrosh Already Disillusioned by ‘Tech,’ ‘Admin’

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