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Study Fails to Find Human DNA in Caltech Students

June 12, 2017July 8, 2017 californiatorch

BY ENDER O. PI A recent study by postgraduate biology students at Caltech hoped to explain the correlation between alopecia (better known as hair loss), and a rare skin disease. However, the study was derailed when one student made a … Continue reading Study Fails to Find Human DNA in Caltech Students

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Introducing: the Caltech Dishonor Code

June 9, 2017May 6, 2019 Mars Twain

Herein are encoded the most dishonorable actions at Caltech. Luckily, no one has gotten expelled for these… yet. (We think.) Avoid attending class, as much as possible Do the minimum to pass, even though you’re taking it on grades Spend … Continue reading Introducing: the Caltech Dishonor Code

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“Stale Memes” Added to List of Honor Code Violations

June 6, 2017 Lee Chu

In a continuation of their reinterpretations of the Honor Code, the Office of Student Affairs announced early this morning that “stale memes” now constitute an Honor Code violation, leading some to wonder about the future of “dank memes” on campus … Continue reading “Stale Memes” Added to List of Honor Code Violations

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Commencement Cancelled After Failing to Complete Event Registration

June 3, 2017 Lee Chu

Photo: Caltech President Thomas F. Rosenbaum at the school’s 2014 Commencement. (YouTube) The California Torch learned early on Saturday that Caltech’s 2017 Commencement has been cancelled after failing to meet the two-week deadline for event registration. A spokesperson for the … Continue reading Commencement Cancelled After Failing to Complete Event Registration

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