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Seventh Annual Finger-Pointing Contest to be Held

February 28, 2016February 28, 2016 Sam

This Wednesday, March 2nd, marks the date of the 7th Annual Student Affairs Finger-Pointing Contest. First started in 2010, the Finger-Pointing contest is the most anticipated contest of the year, consistently drawing crowds that rival Ma 1a attendance. All Caltech … Continue reading Seventh Annual Finger-Pointing Contest to be Held

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ARC Declares New Grading System

February 26, 2016February 26, 2016 californiatorch

Author: Peter Lankton In a stunning move, the Academics and Research Committee (ARC) announced Friday morning a complete overhaul of the Caltech grading scheme. The reported reason was to preemptively combat rampant grade inflation that has caused GPAs to skyrocket … Continue reading ARC Declares New Grading System

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North Korea Claims Responsibility for Caltech Registration Cyberattack

February 25, 2016February 26, 2016 californiatorch

Author: James Silva North Korea has claimed responsibility for a crippling cyber attack that left hundreds of Caltech students awake hours ahead of schedule. According to state run media, the attack was a coordinated effort of hundreds of agents to … Continue reading North Korea Claims Responsibility for Caltech Registration Cyberattack

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